I’m trying to picture a conversation between Jack, Amy and River while Rory and the Doctor are eyeing with dread the amount of flirting going on.This is all kinds of sexy.
This is how it would then go down:
“Captain Jack Harkness. You are?”
“Amy. Amy Pond.”
“Well, hello, Amy Pond.”
Rory just comes in “Hello. Rory. Husband.”
“Husband?”
“Yes. Husband. Is that a problem?”
Jack eyes Rory up and down “Not at all.”
I ship jack x everything.
I APPROVE OF THIS MEETING WHEN IS IT HAPPENING?
“After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I want to write a medieval fantasy for Sean Bean where he has a nice day and things go well.”
My favourite part of watching Let’s Kill Hitler with my parents was my dad’s comment on the appearance of Rose.
Him:
“Where are her drugs??”Me:
Put your cursor on his face.
LEAVE YOUR CURSOR ON HIS FACE AND DO NOTHING
THEN JOIN US IN OUR ASTONISHMENT
wot.
WOT.







